wobbly.fun

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The board

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Launched

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Graduated

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ETH bonded

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Burned

fair launches on robinhood chain — no presale, no team bags, LP burned

King of the wobble

wobbly.fun

robinhood chain … — 1% fee: 30% burn / 30% creator / 40% platform

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BONDING

0% bonded

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Liquidity (ETH)

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Market cap

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Burned

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Your bag

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Creator rewards

– ETH

Your 30% share of every trade's 1% fee, paid to you in ETH. You created this coin.

The Flywheel buyback & burn

Every trade pays a 1% fee straight into the locked V3 position. Running the flywheel collects it and splits it: 30% buyback & burn · 30% creator · 40% platform. Creator and platform earnings are always paid in ETH, never in the token. More volume → more fees → more burn → tighter supply. The LP is locked forever — liquidity can never be pulled, only the fees are claimable.

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1% fee on every trade: 30% buyback & burn, 30% creator, 40% platform. Max 2% of supply per wallet while bonding. Transfers unlock at graduation.

Get wobbly

1,000,000,000 fixed supply. 793.1M on the curve, 206.9M plus all raised ETH to the DEX at graduation, LP burned. No take-backs.

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How it works

The wobbly rules. Same for everyone, enforced by the contract.

Launch

One billion fixed supply. On launch, the whole supply is seeded single-sided into a real Uniswap V3 pool — no presale, no team bags, one transaction.

Trade from block 1

The token is live on the official V3 DEX instantly — no bonding curve, no migration wait. It shows up on DexScreener from the first trade. Creator's dev buy is uncapped; everyone else is capped at 2%.

LP locked forever

The liquidity position is locked in the locker contract. It never moves, never migrates, and can never be pulled. Rugs are physically impossible.

The flywheel

Every trade pays a 1% fee into the locked position. Anyone can run the flywheel to collect it and split it: 30% buyback & burn, 30% creator, 40% platform — creator and platform paid in ETH. More volume → more burn.

Graduate

Once the pool passes the raise threshold, the token graduates — a milestone marker, not a migration. It was on a real DEX the whole time.