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WobblyScan
– ETH

The board

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Launched
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Graduated
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ETH bonded
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Burned
fair launches on robinhood chain · no presale, no team bags, LP burned
Ecosystem token
$WOBBLY
Buyback · coming soon WobblyScan
CA 0x16a84387f8e1dab1fbd57a02ed00b4562acd6cd1
Planned: 40% of platform fees will fund $WOBBLY buybacks. Not live yet.

Get wobbly

1,000,000,000 fixed supply. 793.1M on the curve, 206.9M plus all raised ETH to the DEX at graduation, LP burned. No take-backs.

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How it works

The wobbly rules. Same for everyone, enforced by the contract.
01
Launch
One billion fixed supply. On launch, the whole supply is seeded single-sided into a real Uniswap V3 pool - no presale, no team bags, one transaction.
02
Trade from block 1
The token is live on the official V3 DEX instantly - no bonding curve, no migration wait. It shows up on DexScreener from the first trade. Creator's dev buy is uncapped; everyone else is capped at 2%.
03
LP locked forever
The liquidity position is locked in the locker contract. It never moves, never migrates, and can never be pulled. Rugs are physically impossible.
04
The flywheel
Every trade pays a 1% fee into the locked position. The contract only ever buys and burns, never sells: sell-fees are 100% burned to a dead address, and buy-fees fund the 30% buyback&burn + 30% creator + 40% platform (paid in WETH). Only tokens are burned, never ETH. More volume → more burn.
05
Graduate
Once the pool passes the raise threshold, the token graduates - a milestone marker, not a migration. It was on a real DEX the whole time.

Burn history

Every flywheel run sends tokens to the dead address, forever.